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Express makes “fake news” accusation. The irony…

At a time when the British public don't really have much to laugh about, given the terror attacks on Westminster Bridge, the Manchester bombing, the Borough Market atrocity and the Grenfell Tower catastrophe, the Daily Express doesn't disappoint when it comes to disseminating rank hypocrisy. Indeed, it would be funny or at best bitterly ironic that the "respectable" face of Britain First wallows in its own excrement, but it really isn't. This … [Continue Reading]

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Mayor Slade airing his gonads earlier today.

Titchfield Mayor says he isn’t banning ALL Park Gaters

Titchfield's controversial Mayor, Barry Slade today appeared to back down from his earlier announcement banning all Park Gate residents from entering the village by saying that he isn't banning ALL Park Gaters … [Continue Reading...]

It's Christmas Day and this family are settling down in front of the TV to watch 'The Evil Dead.'

Ten Christmas TV Specials We’d Love To See

Strictly Not Dancing - Ten couples who all have two left feet flatly refuse to dance and prop up the bar despite being cajoled by a panel of judges possibly including Jeremy Clarkson, Holly Willoughby, Donald … [Continue Reading...]

Love Potion Number 9 - It might be beetroot juice...

Triumphs of Marketing – Love Potion Number 9

So there you are with your new date, the lights are low, music is playing softly in the background, you've showered, made sure that your underwear isn't falling apart and any unsightly sprouting pubic hair has … [Continue Reading...]

You forgot the poppy - dickhead!

Where’s your poppy Farage?

It seems that Nigel Farage - the thinking man's patriot - made a monumental cock up as he blagged his way into a meeting with US President-Elect Donald Trump, by forgetting to sport a poppy on remembrance … [Continue Reading...]

Do I look like I'm panicking?


When Donald Trump was asked some time ago whether he'd ever consider entering the political arena, he responded that he had no particular political aspirations, but added that if he had he'd run on a Republican … [Continue Reading...]

The offending toilet, which neighbours described as a shit hole.

Japanese student sucked down creep’s toilet

The mystery disappearance of a female Japanese student has finally been explained by her landlord, who neighbours and fellow tenants described as a 'creep.' 19 year old Sukira Yamamoto, a student from … [Continue Reading...]

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