Man Gets Blister On Thumb That Looks A Bit Like Kim Kardashian’s Arse

More bearable than having a thumb shaped blister on your arse - said man.

More bearable than having a thumb shaped blister on your arse – said man.

A plastics industry worker today revealed that he has a blister on his thumb that looks a bit like Kim Kardashian’s arse.

“I’ve no idea how it happened really,” the man said. “But I was taking parts out of an injection moulding machine which required trimming of excess flash with a knife. The parts were pretty hot so I was wearing gloves but it was giving my thumb some serious grief…

“When my day ended I took off my gloves and found that I had two blisters – which didn’t even really remotely resemble buttocks – and thought no more of it.

“When I looked again a few hours later, the blisters had sort of bled together, forming a shape approximating the contours of Kim Kardashian’s arse. So I took a picture of it and sent it in to Cafe Spike.

“As far as I’m concerned it’s quite profound…

“But I doubt it’ll break the internet.”

At least he got that right.

Martin Shuttlecock for www.cafespike.com – not breaking the internet since 2013.

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