Do I look like I'm panicking?

Do I look like I’m panicking?

When Donald Trump was asked some time ago whether he’d ever consider entering the political arena, he responded that he had no particular political aspirations, but added that if he had he’d run on a Republican ticket, because Republicans are so self absorbed that they’ll swallow any old crap providing you tell them what they want to hear. [Read more…]


Climate Change Myth Conclusively Busted

It's Even Cold In Italy - The Rome-Naples Express Pictured Yesterday

It’s Even Cold In Italy – The Rome-Naples Express Pictured Yesterday

Recent figures released by NASA and endorsed almost universally by academics within the global scientific community, which suggest that the climate is gradually warming have been proved beyond all doubt to be absolute hogwash.

NASA released a satellite map which charts temperature fluctuation around the globe, which revealed that in 2014 the vast majority of the planet – some 85% – experienced the highest ever recorded temperatures, whilst only 15% experienced overall decreases.

The areas affected by falling temperatures included the United States and Antarctica – the rest of the world appears to have experienced an incremental increase in warming, with some of the worst affected areas being central Africa, western Europe and Australasia.

However, the results have been slammed by some academics as ‘pure fantasy.’

“All of this stuff is a myth,” Fox News meteorological expert Eugene Oregon from Ogden, Utah told us. “It’s just another false flag from the government alarmists designed to prop up that Kenyan in the White House. They’re just lying to us because they want to take away our guns. The truth is that they keep on believing these stupid myths, and pushing them on God fearing Americans hoping we’ll submit to their Commie based New World Order.

Conclusive Proof - Red Bits Getting Warmer, Blue Bits Getting Colder

Conclusive Proof – Red Bits Getting Warmer, Blue Bits Getting Colder

“It’s obviously a crock of crap. Even if the rest of the world is heating up. All I know is that I’m a proud American who lives by the Second Amendment. I should give a cartwheeling crap if Africa or Europe or Asia is getting a little hotter. It’s snowing in my back yard right now and that’s all I need to know. Providing we tighten up our border controls and clamp down on the Muslims we’ll be just dandy. We don’t need the rest of the world. They can stick their climate change BS up their asses. We’ll stick with American weather for American people, and if by any chance it does start getting too hot we’ll just nuke the sun or something. Don’t you worry, we can take care of ourselves – the rest of the world can go to hell. Praise the Lord.”

And pass the sunblock.

Reporter: Bill High, the hippy guy.