World Hide And Seek Champion Still Missing

They seek him here...they seek him there...

They seek him here…they seek him there…can you see him?

The world ‘hide and seek’ champion, Pierre ‘La Bouche’ Parmesan, a former native of the Paris suburb of St Denis is still missing according to Interpol.

Parmesan was last seen contesting the World Hide and Seek Championships in Barcelona, Spain, in 1992.

“I closed my eyes and counted to a hundred before opening them again, but Parmesan had vanished,” Parmesan’s opponent in the championships that fateful day – Jordi Caballe of Barcelona told reporters yesterday. “After a couple of hours of seeking I gave up and went home for my supper.

“I’d forgotten all about it until the police knocked on my door this morning and asked if I’d seen Pierre. When I told them I hadn’t they told me he’s been missing since 1992 – I was speechless.”

“We’re not going looking for him,” said Barcelona police chief Carlos Guardiola. “When it comes to hide and seek the guy is world class. We wouldn’t stand a chance.”

Parmesan’s wife, Juliette appealed to any member of the public who may by chance encounter Pierre to tell him to go home because his tea’s ready again.

More as we get it.

MS

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