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CafeSpike.com is the product of too many late nights and too much absinthe-infused caffeine.

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Other content — graphics, text and other elements—is the intellectual property of the poor sod who owns CafeSpike.com and may not be reprinted or retransmitted without their expressed written consent.

If you feel we have violated your copyright or your intellectual property, then contact us. We’ll probably take it down as soon as we stagger back from the crack den.

CafeSpike.com uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures and organisations are being satirised. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

And finally… CafeSpike.com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. No, really.

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